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Mr. Smokey

2008-10-11T21:38:00.000-07:00

About the Artwork

2008-10-03T04:30:00.000-07:00

Humor, laughter and a slight chance of sarcasm are all in the emotional forecast for Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoonist Jim Borgman’s “How Are You Feeling Today?” Educated at Kenyon College in Ohio, Borgman, the Cincinnati Enquirer’s editorial cartoonist, was hired right after graduation on the strength of cartoons he had drawn for the campus newspaper. “Zits,” his award-winning comic strip published worldwide in more than 1,000 newspapers, follows the exploits of 15-year-old Jeremy Duncan.

This high-quality art print is expertly produced to capture the vivid color and exceptional detail of the original.

Heaven

2008-09-30T07:27:00.001-07:00

Sponger with Orangutan

2008-09-17T08:39:00.000-07:00

oh no, three Tit

2008-09-13T06:08:00.000-07:00

King Of Comedy

2008-09-04T08:07:00.000-07:00

There was a standup comedian in LA who used to say "Comedy is dead. What you're laughing at is ridicule." Ridicule is a lot easier than comedy - and it takes a lot less talent. Comedy takes an appreciation of life, a modicum of wit and a certain amount of love of one's fellow man. Ridicule is easy and cheap. It's a blunt instrument that clubs large unmoving targets.

The fact that comedy is dead and that ridicule sits grinning on its throne is symptomatic of the age. What is the message of ridicule? Life is absurd. Everything is ridiculous. Nothing is important. There was another standup comedian in LA who used to say that today's best job is to be a psychiatrist and the second best job is probably to be a divorce lawyer. It's not surprising when nothing is important.

The opposite of happiness is not unhappiness, it's apathy. Happiness is the knowledge that things are important and that I have a connection to them. Apathy is the feeling that nothing matters. Why get out of bed? Apathy is the air that ridicule breathes.

When the Jewish People were leaving Egypt, there was a nation who came out and attacked them. That nation knew of all the miracles that G-d had done for the Jewish People in Egypt but it didn't faze them. They still attacked. Why? Because their name is Amalek. Because they are the incarnation of all apathy in this world. They are the scoffer who says nothing is important. Nothing is real. There is no law. No judge. No judgment. Nothing. The world stood in awe as the sea divided for the Jewish People. But Amalek merely smirks. One good sneer can banish a million miracles.

Pictures Art Body Painting

2008-08-23T22:56:00.000-07:00

AMAZING SOCCER GIRL BODY PAINT

2008-08-18T19:35:00.000-07:00

Paint body art - Funny Art Pictures

2008-08-09T06:54:00.000-07:00

Paint body art
Funny Art Pictures

Funny Bed Sheet illusion

2008-08-03T20:19:00.000-07:00

Amazing isn't it? I think this type of Bed Sheet is very much useful to the new married couple, it look so naughty and sexy too. Some people may get confused while looking this bed sheet first in hurry.

Disturbing Kitchenmaster Art

2008-07-30T21:24:00.000-07:00

ANCUR Beautifully

2008-07-26T07:51:00.000-07:00

Amazing Hand Painting by Guido Daniele

2008-07-22T21:46:00.000-07:00

Amazing hand painting by Italian artist Guido Daniele who lives and works in Milan, Italy.. Check out the beautiful animals that he painted on hands

Guido Daniele was born in Soverato. In 1972, he graduated from Brera School of Arts, majoring in sculpture and then attended the Tankas school in Dharamsalawent, India until 1974. He has worked as a hyper-realistic illustrator, co-operating with editing and advertising companies, innovating with airbrush and testing out various painting techniques.

He has painted backcloths up to 400 sq metres in size. He has also painted trompe l’oeil images for private houses and public buildings. In 1990 he developed a body painting technique, and his work has been used in advertising images and commercials, as well as fashion events and exhibitions.

Playboy For Kids

2008-07-15T04:23:00.000-07:00

Hand Painting - Eagle

2008-07-11T21:12:00.001-07:00

Caption Monkey 12: Pua, the “Talk to the Hand” Anteater

2008-07-06T04:33:00.000-07:00

Image: TamanduaGirl [Flickr] - via Miss Cellania

Yay! Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey is back! And let’s get straight to it, okay?

Funniest caption for this crazy awesome photo of Pua the tamandua (a genus of anteater) wins a Free Monkey (or other critter) Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia! Contest rule is darn simple: write your caption in the comment, one caption per comment please but you can submit as many as you’d like. You can also vote for your favorite comment, but not your own.

wortel

2008-06-26T20:22:00.000-07:00

CAT Dance

2008-06-12T19:23:00.000-07:00

Myspace Animated Graphics

OH NO

2008-06-04T20:54:00.000-07:00

Bear sleepinguin

2008-06-04T20:50:00.000-07:00

TV porn

2008-06-04T20:25:00.001-07:00

snake sex

2008-06-04T20:21:00.000-07:00

Marine sleeping

2008-06-04T20:16:00.000-07:00

Computers & Internet

2008-06-04T20:13:00.000-07:00

Were I a Millionaire, I’d Buy Every Copy of this Movie, Just to Burn Them.

2008-05-27T07:47:00.001-07:00

I just saw the trailer for a movie called “Little Man” and I know that Hollywood has completely run out of ideas.

I’m not even kidding here. There’s no way, if you’re even a little bit familiar with Bugs Bunny, you can watch that trailer and not know, in the first three seconds, that it’s a bad rip-off of one of the funniest cartoons ever made.

They even ripped off the scene where Baby Face Finster is in the bathroom shaving with an electric razor and smoking a cigar. Look at this picture:

Now imagine that Finster is facing the other direction and it’s not actually Finster.

It’s Marlon Wayans.

Yeah, that’s where comedy has gone. We used to have a wise-cracking cartoon rabbit and gut-bustingly funny physical humor (the light switch gag from that cartoon still makes me laugh so hard I tear up) and now we have Wayanses.

fun porn

2008-05-27T07:41:00.000-07:00

Doging

2008-05-24T05:54:00.000-07:00

Catman

2008-05-24T05:22:00.000-07:00

suamiku

2008-05-21T22:23:00.000-07:00

the dogman

2008-05-21T22:15:00.000-07:00

babby

2008-05-21T21:58:00.000-07:00

picturebugil

2008-05-20T19:56:00.000-07:00

verfunnyads.com - Help Pick The Years Funniest Commercials

2008-05-20T19:22:00.000-07:00

Head over to TBS's VeryFunnyAds.com to vote on their choices for FUNNIEST COMMERCIALS OF THE YEAR: 2007, the network's annual celebration of the cleverest and most humorous commercials from the United States and around the world. Then after the votes are tallied, the winning ads will be featured in a one-hour TBS special hosted by comedian Kevin Nealon (Saturday Night Live, Weeds). This marks the fourth consecutive year TBS is inviting viewers to vote on their favorite ads and the second year voting will be conducted through TBS's extremely popular VeryFunnyAds.com broadband network.

Double entendres

2008-05-17T08:38:00.000-07:00

A three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked, "Mommy, are these my brains?" Mommy said, "Not yet, honey."

Monty Python’s Funniest Joke in the World: This man is Ernest Scribbler... writer of jokes. In a few moments, he will have written the funniest joke in the world... and, as a consequence, he will die... laughing.

A new mother went to the psychiatrist worried. "Doctor," she said, "Since I had the baby I can't sleep at night. When I'm in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won't hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night. What should I do?"
"Easy," said the doctor. "Just take the carpet off the floor."

~~A photograph of a ghost~~

"Where do you come from?" the Scotsman asked an American.
"From the greatest country in the world," replied the American.
"Funny," said the Scotsman, "you've got the strangest Scottish accent I've ever heard."

More Scottish Jokes

Texan: "Where are you from?"
Harvard grad: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
Texan: "OK - where are you from, jackass?"

Some of the finest double entendres on British TV & Radio

A dog went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote: “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.” The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.” The dog replied, “But that would make no sense at all.”

animal is death

2008-05-17T08:35:00.000-07:00

Pesumo

2008-05-13T00:05:00.000-07:00

It’s time for another Neatorama’s Caption Monkey game! Funniest caption wins a Free Monkey Drawing by Ape Lad of Hobotopia.

Rules are simple: one caption per comment, you can submit as many as you’d like. You can also vote for your favorite comment (no, not your own).

Funniest caption will receive a free monkey drawing - you name the monkey and Ape Lad will draw it for you - if you don’t win, but still want a monkey or other critters, you can buy one directly from Ape Lad (worth the money!)

2008-04-22T23:52:00.000-07:00

If women ruled the world?! For those who used to watch the caveman dragging his woman by her hair, this would be especially hilarious. Some think that women are, and have been, ruling the world in their own way :-)

Great Art of Engineering

2008-04-18T07:14:00.000-07:00

2008-04-17T07:05:00.000-07:00

LPG

2008-04-17T06:59:00.000-07:00

TheCutest.info, TheFairest.info, and TheFunniest.info are a trio of side projects to the webcomic xkcd. They host contests where people vote to select the best choice from a large pool of user-submitted options. Instead of the usual voting methods where people rank things or vote things up or down, we let people choose which of two things is better. Then every few minutes the server does some analysis (for how this works, click here) and comes up with a list of the best things. It's a good system, and is free of a lot of problems other web-voting systems have, like a bias toward older items.

Get Your Giggle On

2008-04-07T00:36:00.000-07:00

THE PLANET'S FUNNIEST ANIMALS has given viewers hours of fun in its seven years on the air, using home videos, documentary footage, news coverage and more to showcase the antics of our furry, feathered and scaly companions. THE PLANET'S FUNNIEST ANIMALS will offer viewers even more of the most comical pratfalls, behaviors and activities of our animal friends, which have made it one of Animal Planet's most popular series. Host Keegan-Michael Key is best known for his roles on MADtv. Keegan has played such notable characters as "Crazy-as-Hell Guy," "Coach Hines," "Snoop Dog," "Ludacris" and "Brake-Hex-Guy." In THE PLANET'S FUNNIEST ANIMALS, Keegan promises to pull out all the stops while capturing the "natural" comedy that takes place anywhere from our own back yards to the Australian Outback. Keegan will add his own unique style of commentary and clarification as the clips continue to roll in front of a live audience.

2008-04-07T00:27:00.000-07:00

Cool Hotel Rooms

2008-04-03T08:21:00.000-07:00

Art & Culture by webmaster

WOW There are some seriously cool rooms available in the Arte Luise Kunsthotel in Berlin. My personal favorite is the comic book room (picture above). Check out the rest of the rooms here.

Galleries

2008-04-03T08:08:00.000-07:00